Just sitting here, listening to Ballyhoo!And wondering what i could do to fight off this disease that has plagued many and yet still there is no cure.
So, i said to myself "Self, i am bored as fuck!" and then myself told me "write a blog post, DAMN YOU!" and this where i am at right now with my boredom, i am at odds with myself because half of me is bored and the other half wants to write in my blog, what to do? What to do?
Oh well, let's see, I could get drunk? No, i don't feel like that right now.
I could watch TV? Maybe, in a minute.
I could go sit on the toilet? I do have to do that actually, but, no, not this second.
Still listening to Ballyhoo! Still slightly bored!
I woke up at five FUCKING 30 this morning to go to fucking Aldine to watch my Russian aunt become and American citizen. Me, my mom, my dad and my sister got there at seven AM and stood in a long ass line for no apparent reason for almost an hour to get into the fucking courthouse AND THEN i had to drop my morning deuce AND there were ONLY three toilets, THREE GODDAMN TOILETS!!!!
AND there was a line, a FUCKING GODDAMNED line, i had to wait behind almost 10 people and it took almost 30 minutes just so i could take a shit!
AND THEN, and FUCKING then, we find that the shit doesn't even start until ten AM!
They had free donuts and coffee there, yeah, fucking FREE!!!!
And did I get any? NO! Of FUCKING course not! And why didn't I get any, cuz my dad decided to go catch the bus so he go to work instead of giving me time to indulge my gluttonous side that LOVES free food!!!
Oh well, it all ended well because i got to go to Waffle House and get a steak, salad, toast, hash browns AND a waffle for breakfast.
So, in the end, FUCK THE COURTHOUSE DONUTS AND FUCK THE STUPID COPS AND THEIR SHITTY DONUTS!!!!
I got Waffle House, so, HELL YEAH!!!!!!
