Why the "Twilight" series sucks, hard!

First off, the vampires. SERIOUSLY?! Since when are vampire all sparkly and abercrombie looking? As far as I know, vampires don't exactly have a since of style in any one way, their supposed to be a bazillion years old and live "Underground". Since when do vampires go to school and try to blend in with civilized society, no matter what year it is? Seriously, their VAMPIRES, I mean having a nice house is one thing, they've probably figured out how to get a nice house, whilst moving from place to place, all they have to do is drink the people that live their and then move in, for about a month or so, so as not to arouse suspicion, but, vampires are also supposed to always be on the move if they wanna live like that, those cullens were/are living in that town for waaaaaay too long. How have their neighbors not suspected something by now, I know in the second movie they left, but then they came back. Also, their in school?! High school?! How has noone noticed that they NEVER age? I mean, yeah, in the second movie, they moved because their little "brother" got "found out", because the teachers noticed he wasn't aging, but, how about the others, they were in that school just as long as their "brother", how come they didnt get "found out"?! I mean wouldn't the teachers think it's weird that edward actually knew the whole play "Romeo and Juliet" by heart and he's not gay?! I mean, it's the 21st century, if a guy that looks like edward and KNOWS Shakespear by heart and is going with the hottest girl in school, that's a huge "tip off" that he's propbably lived or rather, been undead, for a loooooooooong time. Because everyone else like that would automatically be seen as gay, but not Edward? Seriously, c'mon! These movies and books don't follow the socital differences of the 21st century, it's not my fault he'd be labeled as gay, he just would be, and it's 100% obvious why! I mean, all you gotta do is look at him, seriously GAY! The "Vultari" ar the only vampires in the whole series that are "for real" vampires, the Cullens should be more like them, then the story would be believable! Stay tuned for part 2 when I reveal why the "Werewolf" is a huge gaywad, heres a hint, NOTHING but DAISY DUKES?! All he wears is daisy dukes! Also, he, only hangs out with other dudes that wear nothing but daisy dukes, no shirts, shoes, not even sandals! They could at least wear, something, like, a hoodie/pullover or something, I know that it's because when they turn into "werewolves" their clothes get all torn, but not in the movie, their daisy dukes always intact before/after, so, logically, they could wear a hoodie/pullover or something. Well, I'll save the rest for next time, so till, then keep hating twilight, YEAH! "Twilight" SUCKS!

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Can't get T&S outta my head!

Why is "the Ocean" T&S's best song ever, you may ask, well, allow me to enlighten you.

"The Ocean" is Tegan and Sara's best song ever because it the most emotion inducing song I have ever heard, EVER! The first time I heard "The Ocean" was completley by accident, You see, I usually keep an eye on my iTunes as it cycles through the songs, but this one time I was on Facebook, updating my status or on Amazon or Ebay looking at how much rare horror movies are going for (you see, because I am somewhat of a collector of rare horror movies and I like to keep up with the current trends in collectables in the horror movie community) So, my iTunes was left to "fend for itself", as it were, and it chose "The Ocean" to play for me and I immediatley cried all over, in my head, of course, U see, my iTunes had been playing The Casualties, Cannibal Corpse, Six Feet Under, Hellyeah, Slipknot and the like, but then it played a song I did not expect, "The Ocean" by my all time favorite band Tegan and Sara, now you'd think "If their your "All time favorite band" how come you didn't automatically know that song?" Because my iTunes is usually on "shuffle" so I just listen to whatever comes up, but, now I have playlists and all I really listen to is T&S. I have gone from a rabid T&S fan to a rabid, obssesive fan, after I heard "The Con" leak I ordered a T&S hoodie, which, BTW, it is always too hot here for a hoodie, and I also ordered an original copy of UFLO, when I got it I cried and never stopped listening to it for, like, a year, "Divided" was on repeat for, like, 10 months out of that year, now, T&S are my favorite band, so much so, that I have a ticket to see them live, like, 4 months before they get here, I am sooooooooooo happy, I can't wait!

U really wanna know just how much I love T&S? Do ya? Really?

I love them sooooooooooo much that I crashed my computer with multiple viruses just to download a bootleg of their cd "The Con Demos" because that cd was only printed in limited quantities and only sold at their concerts and that was before they ever came to Houston. Copies of the actual physical cd were for sale on Ebay, but for like a bazillion dollars and I'm not Rockefeller. So, I go to Piratebay, before they got pwned, of course, and downloaded the only torrent I could find, yes I searched other sites, I searched for hours, all over the interweb, and all I found was ONE woorking torrent on Piratebay, and I knew wut would happen when I got it, but I risked it anyways, about an hour later, after I burned it to a cd of course, I got the "blue screen of death", Luckily I knew how to restore my computer, and I got all the songs on my iTunes with no more complications. So, in conclusion, I liove Tegan and Sara soooooooo much that I completley crashed my computer for them, HAHA, it was definitley worth it!!!!!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE Tegan and Sara THIIIIIIIIIIIS much!!!!!!!!!!!

If you do not enjoy their music, even a miscrcopic amount, then you are heartless, a vampire, soulless, not worthy of even listening to any ind of music, ever! I will defend them to the death, jk, It's not like their my best friends or anything. But if I ever meet anyone that says anything bad about them we will instaneously transform into epic fighters and dual, much like Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader, except my hand will not be the one that gets chopped off, because I need it to click on iTunes and then click on T&S and play all their songs, I will be happy, not only because I will still have my hand, but also because, that would mean that once T&S hear of my valiant defense in their honor they will automatically become my best friends of all time and I will get to hang out with them all the time and it will be AWESOME, and you will be jealous, "So Jealous" HAHA, pun intended!