Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Why the "Twilight" series sucks, hard!
First off, the vampires. SERIOUSLY?! Since when are vampire all sparkly and abercrombie looking? As far as I know, vampires don't exactly have a since of style in any one way, their supposed to be a bazillion years old and live "Underground". Since when do vampires go to school and try to blend in with civilized society, no matter what year it is? Seriously, their VAMPIRES, I mean having a nice house is one thing, they've probably figured out how to get a nice house, whilst moving from place to place, all they have to do is drink the people that live their and then move in, for about a month or so, so as not to arouse suspicion, but, vampires are also supposed to always be on the move if they wanna live like that, those cullens were/are living in that town for waaaaaay too long. How have their neighbors not suspected something by now, I know in the second movie they left, but then they came back. Also, their in school?! High school?! How has noone noticed that they NEVER age? I mean, yeah, in the second movie, they moved because their little "brother" got "found out", because the teachers noticed he wasn't aging, but, how about the others, they were in that school just as long as their "brother", how come they didnt get "found out"?! I mean wouldn't the teachers think it's weird that edward actually knew the whole play "Romeo and Juliet" by heart and he's not gay?! I mean, it's the 21st century, if a guy that looks like edward and KNOWS Shakespear by heart and is going with the hottest girl in school, that's a huge "tip off" that he's propbably lived or rather, been undead, for a loooooooooong time. Because everyone else like that would automatically be seen as gay, but not Edward? Seriously, c'mon! These movies and books don't follow the socital differences of the 21st century, it's not my fault he'd be labeled as gay, he just would be, and it's 100% obvious why! I mean, all you gotta do is look at him, seriously GAY! The "Vultari" ar the only vampires in the whole series that are "for real" vampires, the Cullens should be more like them, then the story would be believable! Stay tuned for part 2 when I reveal why the "Werewolf" is a huge gaywad, heres a hint, NOTHING but DAISY DUKES?! All he wears is daisy dukes! Also, he, only hangs out with other dudes that wear nothing but daisy dukes, no shirts, shoes, not even sandals! They could at least wear, something, like, a hoodie/pullover or something, I know that it's because when they turn into "werewolves" their clothes get all torn, but not in the movie, their daisy dukes always intact before/after, so, logically, they could wear a hoodie/pullover or something. Well, I'll save the rest for next time, so till, then keep hating twilight, YEAH! "Twilight" SUCKS!
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honestly, you don't make any good points here. twilight does indeed bite the dust in comparison to other vampire novels, but there's actually a simple rebuttal for every point you've made about WHY it sucks. keep in mind, i read all of the twilight saga books in a week and was highly unimpressed.
ReplyDeletehere's a great reason why twilight sucks, the author of the books donated a shit ton of funds from purchases of the books to the "yes on 8" that hindered gays from marrying in california.
first rebuttal: the cullens actually moved around a lot, it just so happens that when bella and edward meet it's been a couple of years (maybe less) since the cullen family moved to the town of forks. they liked the place enough to have the 5 younger looking cullens enroll in school for a maximum of four years like any other high school student. if you watched the second movie you would have seen the wall of graduation hats in the cullens' home, indicating that they have moved to different schools multiple times in their lives.
second rebuttal: though the author is a completely waste of human and oxygen, her books are up to date with today's society. edward is a loner in school as well as all the other vamps. he's not a popular kid but one reason might just be that not only is he a vamptard, but he's knows shakespeare. the author also knows that modern day mainstream civilized vampires would be interesting since it's kind of never been done before. personally another take on a vampire's life, as opposed to the stale long hair pale 1800's stylee, is refreshing. maybe you like stories told just as they were told before.. but in today's modern society a little bit of recreating really impacts people.
the volturi (not vultari) are despicable beings actually. seeing vampires in a different light in comparison to them makes just the movies worth watching.
and the movies are fucking bullshit.
BUT. my pleas:
do your research before posting a RAMBLING RANT.
if you try to convince someone of something, at least look a little intelligent.
post the werewolf rant so i have something to do later.
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE GRAMMAR.
and if you hate twilight so much, go read interview with a vampire by anne rice. then maybe you'll have some contrasts as to why twilight is a horrible excuse for a bestseller.