Part 2: Twilight still sucks!

Seriously?! You're a werewolf! One of the, if not the, most gruesome, animalistic creature in mythylogical history. So, yeah, you got stiff competition to live up to. You can't be, just running around being all emo and gay, you gotta be a "bad" dude, not a "girl-baby". You can't run around in ,DAISY DUKES?! All day. Not only is it the daisy dukes, but the fact that you only hang out with other dudes, and they also wear nothing but daisy dukes. SERIOUSLY, dude, get it together, you are a WEREWOLF, so act like one. Don't go cliff diving with you're homo-erotic "wolf pack". Run around, raise hell, be a WEREWOLF, for cheese sakes! Adam Lambert would be a better werewolf than you, he's not afraid to embrace his innerself and he's a giant "girl baby"! All you do is sit in your room and sleep and cry, then you go hang out with you're "wolf pack". The term wolf pack is in quotes because within the context of the 2nd movie (Which is the only one I saw and the only one I will see, I refuse to see the others) I use it loosely. Just get your act together stop being all "emo" all the time, stop hanging out with crazy girls that go all catatonic when their first boyfriend leaves them (That will be part 3, but, it fits in with this explanation as well.) Be a WEREWOLF! C'MON! Slaughter the innocent bystanders, go on the prowl at night, only change on full moons, stay true to the stereotype. Just watch the "Wolfman" (original and remake) and "An American Werewolf in London" then you will understand what it is to be a WEREWOLF! Not wussy, "girl baby" werewolf, but a "bad" dude werewolf. C'mon, you could/can protect your crazy chick better if you just let you're inner werewolf, just, take over.