Poopy Doodles!

I AM BORED! I AM BORED! I AM BORED! Boredom NEEDS to......FUCK OFF AND DIE!
I will extract boredom's eyes with my yellow teeth and eat them with a rusty spork.
I will use a nail gun and nail each one of boredom's fingers to an upside down crucifix.
I will use my aforementioned rusty spork and draw a pentagram into boredom's forehead.
I will slowly remove boredom's toenails with an old, rusty screwdriver, so it takes a while.
I will insert said toenails into boredom's nasal, anal and eye cavities.
I will crush boredom's toes with an old hammer, that way it'll take a while, like with the screwdriver.
I will use aforementioned hammer and also crush boredom's nose, yes, with toenails still inserted.
I will contact Aleister Crowley's spirit and let him have boredom, to do with what he will.
I will watch as Aleister does what he will with boredom.
And then me and Aleister will sacrifice boredom to Satan.
For Hell is where boredom truly belongs.